The Email That Labour MP’s Should Circulate

June 4, 2009

What the text from the email circulating amongst backbench Labour MPs would contain if those circulating were honest and had any balls:

Dear Gordon,

Over the last 12 years in government, and before, you have made an enormous contribution to this country and to the Labour Party, have comprehensively dismantled and destroyed the golden economic legacy you inherited and have burdened this great nation of ours with gigantic amounts of debt which will take decades to pay off and this is widely acknowledged.

However, After scheming, conniving and plotting for ten years to become party leader and Prime Minister, we hope you are able to appreciate and acknowledge our scheming, conniving and plotting against you. And we are writing now because we believe that in the current political situation we cannot hold onto our seats at the next general election with you in charge. And you can best serve the Labour Party and the country our own personal and selfish interests by stepping down as party leader and Prime Minister and so allowing the party to find a new leader to take us into the next general election because only under a new leader do we have any chance of holding on to our seats. You have screwed the country, please don’t screw us.

Yours,

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Polling Day

June 4, 2009

I cast my vote in the Euro elections first thing this morning with the polling station unusually quiet due to the fact that there are no local elections in my area this time.

I hope the turnout throughout the country is good and more Conservative Councillors and MEP’s are elected than ever before.